I am the prey, and you are the hunter! and I’m trying to fall into your trap! Yes, I’ve been all over LinkedIn, MySpace, Orkut, trying to fall into your trap…

I had the guys from Fars News Agency photoshop my profile picture and make me look cool.
I uploaded romantic pictures of the sunset from “Flickr” to my
“albums” and captioned them with B.S. from Osho–
And finally, you “accepted” me
I followed you like a shadow in the “communities.”
Everything you “linked,” I “liked,” and I “shared” too
I “tagged” your name under youtube videos, I “invited” you to “events,” I through myself against doors and “walls”

Whether you think of me or not, I’ll never forget you
My eyes are peeled, searching for you. I’ll send you “gifts,” so that you’ll realize–I’ll never forget you

You’ve set your relationship to “It’s complicated.” That’s my cue–I’m the Don Juan of the Cyber World!
I’ll “poke” you until you agree to log into skype and “chat” with me!
Even the cyber army can’t stop me…
Don’t stress over your blog or your “hits” on Iranian.com, Balatarin or BBC. From the cute links to the political ones– anything goes for me.
Nothing can stop me- not Jaras, not Roozonline nor Khodnevis.
I care only for Romance!
I wrote it in “Pingilish” on Behnevis:

“Oh love, oh love! Your face is nowhere to be seen…
Oh love, oh love! Maybe they’ve hacked you…
Your beloved face is nowhere to be found!”

I adore your every pixel!
Don’t you click me away!